A girl was fed up with her roommates always stealing her food from the fridge. So she cooked up this perfect plan and prepared a fake breaded chicken cutlet. It was made out of... cardboard. She then put it in a fridge. Which proves that revenge is a dish best served cold.Here are the 6 steps to follow if you want do the same.
Step 1: Find suitable cardboard - preferably thick - cut it into chicken shapes and stick together with tape.
Step 2: smooth out the edges to make it look like a real chicken cutlet.
Step 3: Dip the chicken shaped cardboard in soy sauce and make sure it's completely covered.
Step 4: Cover your fake chicken in flour and bread crumbs.
Step 5: fry your fake cutlet in oil on both sides until golden brown.
Step 6: Place fake chicken on a plate.
Step 7: cover in cling film and place in fridge to fool housemate... and wait.
Pro-tip: Set up a camera and record the victim's reaction!
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What would be better is to make the real thing, use most of the chicken for your own portion, eat it, and use the rest of the chicken to make 'leftovers'. Marinate that portion in something like laxatives, extreme hot sauce, or syrup of Ipecac. Maybe even all three. Then leave that in the fridge and proceed to have a wonderful day.