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Fun Toasts For You To Use At Any Of Your Future Events (14 pics)

Posted in Random » Interesting   9 Jun 2016   / 3493 views

“Here’s to women’s panties. They may not be the best thing in the world, but they’re the closest thing to it.”

“May our lives be in songs, our deaths in text books, and our names in history!”

“Here’s to those who wish us well. And those that don’t can go to hell.”

“To our exes, may they stay that way!“

“Over the teeth, and past the gums – look out stomach, here it comes!!”

“May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it”

“May our coffins be built of 100 year old wood, and may we plant the trees tomorrow.”

“May misfortune follow you always, and never catch up.”

“May we always have steak when we’re hungry, and drink when we’re dry, and if the liquor don’t kill us, may we drink ’till we die!”

“May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.”

“May you never go to hell, but always be on your way.”

“May the worst days of your future be a reflection of the best days from your past!”

“Laughing is one, loving is another. May they always be following each other.”

“What shall we drink to? About three in the morning!”

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