This will please literally every woman.
She asked for whipped cream.
The best way to tell your wife you shrank her sweater.
Never, ever allow your husband to tell your name for you.
Not quite what she expected when she asked to remove dry leaves from the garden.
“Please put some spaghetti on the stove”.
Such a funny wise man.
It’s not how you do something that matters, it’s the thought.
Dad’s #1 rule.
She asked for a Gucci Handbag, she got a Gucci ham bag…
Never allow your hubby to answer a RSVP
And dat booty…
I think of you, even when I close a cabinet door…
When you gotta go you gotta go.
An hidden message after an entire afternoon at the mall.
“Honey they were discounted”.
He showed some real skills here.
Not sure she’s happy with her new pillow case.
She found this a romantic thought on the fridge for her… and dat butt.
Leave your dude alone with the kid and…
The best way to keep candies safe.
Technically, he got her a dozen roses.