Alabama
You cannot impersonate a clergy member while driving around.
Alaska
You cannot tie your pet dog to the roof your car.
Arizona
Pedestrians cannot push crosswalk buttons just to stop traffic.
Arkansas
You cannot loudly start and stop your car in a drive thru.
California
You can get a ticket for driving too slow.
Colorado
It’s illegal to throw missiles at cars.
Connecticut
You cannot hunt from the highway.
Delaware
It’s illegal to change clothes inside your vehicle.
Florida
You cannot park in the middle of an intersection.
Georgia
You can’t honk at a fair.
Hawaii
All passengers must wear a seatbelt but can ride in the back of a truck without one.
Idaho
Bikes cannot be driven onto to a tennis court.
Illinois
Hanging dice or air fresheners can’t hang while driving.
Indiana
You may not enter or exit your vehicle while it’s in motion.
Iowa
It’s illegal to use a deceased person’s handicap sign.
Kansas
It’s illegal to screech your tires while driving.
Kentucky
Dogs cannot molest cars.
Louisiana
Cab drivers cannot make love in the front seat during a work shift.
Maine
It’s illegal to park in front of a Dunkin Donuts.
Maryland
It’s illegal to swear on a highway.
Massachusetts
You cannot drive with a gorilla.
Michigan
No cars can be sold on a Sunday.
Minnesota
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Mississippi
It’s illegal to have a flamethrower attached to your car.
Missouri
You cannot drive your car with an uncaged bear inside.
Montana
It’s illegal to drive an animal onto train tracks with the intent of hurting the train.
Nebraska
On mountain highways, you must drive near the right edge of the road.
Nevada
You cannot ride a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire
You cannot stop on the median to let ducklings pass.
New Jersey
If passing a skateboarder, you must honk first.
New Mexico
It’s illegal for women to pump their own gas.
New York
You cannot disrobe in the car.
North Carolina
You cannot drive through cemeteries for fun.
North Dakota
If you’re in a parade, you cannot throw candy from your car.
Ohio
Powerwheels cannot be driven on the road.
Oklahoma
You cannot read comic books while driving.
Oregon
You can’t race a car on foot.
Pennsylvania
If your car scares a horse you must take it apart and hide it.
Rhode Island
It’s illegal to ride a horse on a highway for the purpose of racing or testing the speed of the horse.
South Carolina
You cannot store trash inside your vehicle.
South Dakota
There’s no legal minimum age for driving a motorcycle off-road.
Tennessee
It’s illegal to put tacks on the highway.
Texas
For inspections, no windshield is required, just wipers.
Utah
On the highway, birds have the right of way.
Vermont
Billboards are illegal.
Virginia
It’s illegal to let anyone have sex in your car.
Washingtion
During legislation sessions, legislators can’t get speeding tickets.
West Virginia
While driving, if you pass roadkill you can take it.
Wisconsin
You must have permission to sit in another person’s car while parked.
Wyoming
You can get your drivers license at age 14.