36. Real Rob
A sitcom from the mind of Rob Schneider, in which we learn that Rob Schneider thinks it's funny to run out of a book signing because "a busload of handicapped people" arrived and "they take forever." It begins with the premise that Schneider is the single most relatable person in the world, and proceeds from there, skating through jokes about how hard it is to be Rob Schneider, the travails of having an incompetent personal assistant, and the anxieties that come with a hot wife. Women, we learn, are so easily disgusted that they’d never eat food with a hair on it. Men, meanwhile, would eat anything with hair in it, unless that hair were attached to a pair of balls. It is the sort of programming that makes you want to bleach out your ears and eyes.