That moment of panic:
Knowing where your emotion box is:
Like, do people know about Venmo?
But when you finally hear those magic words:
When you get caught up in the frenzy:
When you wish Maury could help you out:
And you just know there’s going to be a laughable Yelp review later:
Nothing adds to your dinner rush like constant screaming:
This’ll happen every time, it’s a law of nature:
Not today, guy:
“Excuse me, where’s our food?”
Great, well, now that one’s bussed too.
All servers are masters of surveillance and stealth:
There’s always a battle between your heart and your checkbook:
And there’s always that one fuckup you realize later:
But hey, sometimes you’re a bit rushed and someone does THIS:
At least you have life skills now, like this one:
And you’ve gotten some perspective:
Sometimes you get that one good day…
You just gotta go pay it forward.