Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote, And He Seriously Freaks Out
My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result
My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work
Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got
Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today
Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters
Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast
Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes
My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed
My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog
My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate
I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How
Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight
So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!
Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend
My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home
For April Fools, I Posted These Around Town With My Wife's Number On Them
My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today
My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This
My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One
A Harmless Prank My Friend's Boyfriend Played On Her. She Was Confused The Whole Way To Work
My Wife Wanted Jewelry... Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy
My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle
My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled
My Boyfriend Said He Was Making Me A Heart Shaped Pancake
Shattering Dreams... One V-Day Coupon At A Time
Sometimes My Boyfriend And I Leave Skype On While We Sleep. It Usually Gets Disconnected Or He Takes His Laptop When He Goes To Work, But This Morning I Woke Up To This
How To Scare Your Wife On Halloween: Print Your Face On Paper, Put The Paper In A Jar, Fill Jar With Green Water
Girlfriend Asked Me To Throw Away The Box And Packaging Stuffs From Our New Bed Frame Before Leaving For Work, I Did Her One Better
The Bosses Wife Asked Him To Mow The Lawn. This Is What She Got
My Girlfriend Started A New Diary Today. I Got Curious And Took A Glance At It After Asking Her About It. Something Tells Me This A Dummy Diary
My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
My Girlfriend Thinks Highly Of Me
The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize
My Girlfriend Asked Me To Make Fish For Dinner Tonight. I Will Let You All Know If We Are Still Together Tomorrow
I Was Having Trouble Deciding What To Get My Wife For Christmas, So I Checked Her Search History For Ideas. I Think She's Gonna Love It!
Told My Girlfriend I Was Sleeping Over At My Friends House, She Said To Send Sexy Pics. We Delivered
Roll Window Down, Place Broken Glass On Ground, And Stage The Area. She Freaked Out
Wife Asked Me If I Wanted A Cup Of Tea, I Said Yes Please This Is What I Got... She Thinks She's So Funny
Girlfriend Asked For A Bite Of My Ice Cream. Pretty Sure This Is Breakup Material Right Here
Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home
Just Scared The Living Shit Out Of My Girlfriend
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