My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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My Wife Found A Way To Hide Her Candy

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My Wife Brought Home A Life Size Skeleton Replica, This Is What I Walked In On

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I Left For A Day. My Wife Knew Exactly What I Wanted To Do When I Got Home

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My Wife Called Me To The Bathroom To See The Work She Did On My Shampoo Bottle

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Called My Wife A Sandwich Maker

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My Wife Wanted To Let The Pizza Place Know That They're Overdoing It With The Advertising

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We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard

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My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband

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Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

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Wife Pranked Her Husband With A Coyote, Photoshopped Into Their Home

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My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12 Am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night

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Once My Wife Said This, I Can't Un-See It

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My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours

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I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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My Wife Got A New Halloween Decoration. I Nearly Shit When I Walked In The Bathroom

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Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind

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My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday

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As Soon As She Saw It My Wife Took Them Out Of Her Bag And Left Them There

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My Wife, An Attorney, Wore Her Halloween Costume To Work Today

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My Friend Made This For Her Husband

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So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning

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My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry

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Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend

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My Wife Bought Me Monogram Pajamas For Christmas

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My Wife Said "Found Your Mom's Butt Plug"

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My Wife Packed Me Hard Boiled Eggs For Lunch

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This Is What Happens When My Husband, Who Is Married To A Makeup Artist, Has The Nerve To Fall Asleep Early When I'm In Town

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My Wife Saw A Cockroach At Work, But Didn't Have The Means To 'Dispose' Of It

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My Wife Called To Say She Picked Up 50 Shades Of Grey. This Was Not What I Was Expecting When I Got Home

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My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

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Came Downstairs And My Wife Gave Me These. Uh, Thanks Honey?

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My Wife's Yard Sale Signs For Tomorrow

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My Husband's Going To Love His Valentines Day Surprise

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I Asked The Kind Lady At The Pet Shop For A Shed Tarantula Skin, To Put Amongst The Bananas To Scare My Husband

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My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game

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I Too Get Bored When My Husband Is Away

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My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife!

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Christmas Shopping With The Family. My Wife Asked If The Baby Carrier Was Maybe Cutting Off My Son's Circulation

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My Wife Woke Me Up To Tell Me I Needed To Fix The "Leak In The Bathtub"

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My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake

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Not What My Husband Had In Mind When I Told Him I Made A Sexy Dress

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My Wife Says This Is The Only Benefit Of Being Pregnant

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My Firefighter Husband Has To Spend Alternating Nights At The Station So I Got Him This Pillowcase To Keep Him Company

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Look What My Wife Did To The Pug

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My Wife Gave Me My Birthday Cake

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Husband "Forbade" Me To Touch Alduin. This Was My Response. Alduin Totally Loves Me More

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My Husband Says I'm "Being Immature" But I Found This While Gardening And Couldn't Resist

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