Drowing At the Bottom of the Mariana Trench

The Mariana Trench is the deepest point of the Earth’s Ocean, measuring about 36,070 feet deep at it’s lowest point. It’s pretty dark and inhospitable down there, and other than some ugly fish and bacteria, it’s a wasteland.

So aside from drowning in general (which would already suck), falling into the deepest part of the ocean would suck more. The pressure down there is 15,750 psi which is 1000x the atmospheric pressure at sea level. Since we’re mostly water and water cannot be compressed, you’d probably retain your normal shape-isa, give or take all your bones being crushed, but what’s worse would be all of the air pockets inside of you. Your nasal cavity, throat, chest would all collapse inward, and you’d essential implode from all the crushing power of the ocean’s depths. And if that didn’t somehow kill you, then the temperature of 0 degrees would cause hypothermia, the geothermic vents of boiling hot water (700 degrees hot) would immolate you, or you’d suffocate.

Then you’re going to be ugly fish food, including something called the “Bone Eating Snot Flower” aka the Osedax, which is a fucked up looking, bone-chomping nightmare.