So I’m in a student organization, and one of my jobs is to check the citations on the articles that the organization publishes. Sometimes the articles come from the members of the organization.

I’m checking an article from one of our members. And it’s shit. He would cite to entire books (instead of the actually relevant parts), would include “[ADD A CITATION FOR THIS SOURCE]”, etc. This wouldn’t be a problem if I wasn’t required to basically do this douche’s research for him—I had to read the books and find the relevant information, I had to find sources myself for all of the “add source here” cites. I know him personally, and he’s a total douchebag who is constantly complaining about the quality of the work of other people. He knew exactly what he was doing when he did this.

This a**hole comes through and makes a big bowl of oatmeal every morning in the microwave. He usually leaves the room while it’s cooking. So while he wasn’t looking, I took his oatmeal out of the microwave, added more water, and put it back in. Enjoy your oatmeal soup, d*ck.