“We have a secretary at work, her job is to order spare parts for clients, and secretary stuff like arrange for lunch for meetings. She’ll refuse to order from places that she doesn’t like, and when you finally agree on things her on, her friends will raid the food before the people paying for it / attending the meeting get a pick. She’ll even do this when clients are present.

To get her to order spare parts you have to call up another secretary who will force her to answer the phone. You then have to tell her what to do, how much she should be paying, and offer a small token of your appreciation to get her to do it. Note it’s the same 10 things she always orders, I could easily replace her with an excel string. She must be fucking a director or something cause she should have been fired years ago.” – ooo-ooo-oooyea