“Got invited to a friends house for dinner. Unknown to me I was the only one invited. I was seated on the couch next to his wife, while he sat on a single chair opposite us. Wife constantly snuggled up to me, stroked my arm/face, all while making over sexual comments. He just sat there watching this. The meal was served strangely early, after which i made a quick escape. Pretty sure id been invited over so one of them could have sex with me.

I mentioned the incident to another mutual friend and he said he had a similar experience. He said the couple came into his shop, bought some stuff and asked if he wanted to stop in for drinks (they know he has a wife but she wasnt invited). Being the polite person he is he agreed and when asked for directions, the wife said not to worry because she’ll stand naked at the intersection and wave him which way to go.” – hmfiddlesworth