Arnold Schwarzenegger IS ‘The Terminator’ and I’m upset with him for even considering not taking the part. His agent told him no, but Schwarzenegger only took the role of a villain because he thought no one would ever see it. Fortunately, he was wrong and we have Schwarzenegger, his signature voice, and the line “I’ll be back” in our lives.

If you’ve learned anything, it should be to make friends with film makers. Always make bets with them for 1% of their film profits. Wait for one to succeed, and then become a millionaire.