A pendant light? Nope, a balloon that got stuck in recessed lighting!
The kid just overdosed on art.
“My father’s dogs resemble a bearskin rug.”
So, what’s the right way?
High art on a plate
“The strange animal sleeping the bush, turned out to be a hat.”
“This is what happens when I try to surprise my wife with a bath...”
Someone put a toy under the camera and this is what we saw:
“I told her I have a surprise for her in the bedroom.”
“My portable phone charger can charge itself.”
There were guests waiting for breakfast.
When Amazon surprises you:
When your boyfriend knows the meaning of being romantic:
When you look out the window during the winter and see this:
“FedEx accidentally delivered my shoes to the house next door. I walked over to her house and saw this...I don’t know how to feel.”
“My grandmother decided to buy the same dress so we can match at my cousin’s wedding...The sad part is that she probably wears it better.”
“I went to the kitchen and saw this guy here.”
Security is the main thing.
When you put a lot of effort into a look even if you’re just going to the store.
“That was the last thing I expected to find in a bathroom stall.”
And what do you know about partying?
“Woman at a gas station using gasoline to clean her bumper.”
Madness and courage in action.
“Today on my flight it was a passenger’s birthday, so a flight attendant made him a crown out of peanut bags and those little swords that they put in cocktail drinks.”
It’s hard to imagine what might be written next...
“There it is! I’ve been looking for it for a week!”
“This is how they brought 50 ft of wire to us.”
It looks like the London stonemasons got really bored.
A big trash container filled with little trash cans
Even the fortune cookies can have bad days sometimes.
“I put my potato masher in the washing machine — the handle fell apart and I found another handle underneath!”
“Hurry up! My work is on fire!”