When your brother is out to get you:
How to keep the youngest under control and work them out at the same time:
This kid was stuck in the skill tester machine and threw toys and candy down for his fans while waiting to be rescued.
Hey, we’ve built a castle!
Kid blowing a trumpet in his sister’s ear.
Dogs, apparently, do it too...
“Thought we could trust my brother in the bath by himself for half an hour.”
“Congrats internet, look what you did. This is my gift from my 12-year-old brother.”
Barely.
This staring contest is weirdly uncomfortable.
My sister said all she wanted for Christmas was cash...So naturally I suspended $20 worth of change in Jell-O.
How far will you go to get back at someone in an argument?
“I look as ugly as you.”
Here’s some real advice for you:
Working from home be like...
My friend told his kid to put his clothes away and came back to find this instead.
30+ years of research shows, if you give a kid a Nintendo, he will give his little sister an unplugged controller.
My niece came to visit. My dog resigned herself to her fate.
My sister made paintings for each my siblings. Here’s mine.
Every time I fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
