-No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.

-Own a handcrafted shotgun. It’s a beautiful thing.

-There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.

-You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.

-Ask for a salad instead of fries.

-Don’t split a check.