Choose this hotel if you want to be closer to nature:
When the book you took with you comes in handy:
Hotels of a higher class have toilet seats...
...and white duct tape.
Now it’s safe...
Is this an example of modern design or just a dirty swimming pool?
“Little things like these are clues indicating you should probably turn around and go to a different hotel...”
“I always appreciate helpful safety instructions on a bathtub.”
Well, at least the signal is good.
This is creepy:
The most polite way to call for help...
“Trying to believe in myself.”
For those who can’t stand order and symmetry:
“Sweet location for the TV with these bed posts.”
When an aircraft engineer designs a bathroom:
This bathroom was probably designed by the same person:
...and this one too:
Just make sure you remove all of the makeup first...
This looks confusing:
And you thought forgetting your charger was the worst thing that could happen...
“Requested the top floor for the view.”
“My hotel likes this painting so much they hung up 2 of them.”
Long enough to reach the socket
“Do not disturb” sounds better...
“The definition of irony in Las Vegas...”
“In case you get hungry while going to the bathroom.”