In Money Thief, you must steal money! In order to avoid detection, you must become the ultimate weapon: The enemy. To compound the matter twofold, your marks become the ultimate weapon of money-getbackery whenever they get thieved! It turns out, the money (root of all evil, et cetera) you’ve stolen is the true enemy, turning those without it into crazy people, hellbent on retrieving what was once theirs! Also, you get to jump around, climb on things and steal shit. Arrows: move. X: steal/action. Z or Y: jump. R: restart level. -M: return to map.