We all hate getting up on Monday and heading into our jobs, but next week when Monday arrives think about these weird jobs and I bet you’ll feel better about yours.

Pro Bird Shit Cleaner

If you want a laugh type in just about anything in a search engine and see the outrageous results. Here are a few that made us giggle and snort.

Therapistfinder

These cars all had some sort off wierd body modifications to them. It was a way of proving it can be done, even if it looks wild or crazy someone loved it.

Instruments

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Honk if you like music! This car is named the Pico de Gallo aka the Spicy Salsa. It is a Volkswagen Beetle covered in working musical instruments.

Yup, you have more than likely seen or at least heard about those old roadside attractions that feature the weirdest people in the human universe and possibly beyond. Here is a collection that should shake up your day.

It’s April first and no joke we are doing a top ten on funny and impractical practical jokes. If you use any of these don’t blame us if you get caught.

That is just one way to call in ill to work If you are ill or if you want to play hooky. Here is a look at some really outlandish and laughable excuses that people have used in the past. There are volumes of wild, stupid, and idiotic excuses, this is just a handful. We take no responsibility if you use any of these and get caught!

We have been using Flash Drives for some time now, and almost everyone uses them. They are great for saving documents, files, etc., and taking them around to show your friends. So, why don't we just 'save in style'? There has to be some weird Flash Drive out there, which may even be scary. Why don't we take a glance at all of the creativity, to see what people have come up with?

Where is Fluffy??

Another Tilted Tens coming your way! With proms going on around schools now, I figured looking at weird and wacky dresses would be the best way to celebrate! I wonder what some people have in mind for dresses. I mean, how bad could one look?

Pitchin' in!

Everyone seems to be rushing to get tats and there is a definite following for people that are into body art, so we thought we would step into some art and bring you the top ten places people love to add body art of one sort or another to. We have added some fun by attaching some wild, and crazed ink shots of those body parts.

Tongue Ink

With Daylight Savings Time our days became longer and our clocks will get a work out trying to get us up for work and school. Here are some fun clocks that might make getting up fun or devilishly hard. These are in no specific order, but they are odd and interesting.

Devout Cuckoo

You never know what you might find inside a meal for a child. Here are just some of the many odd toys given to children in a happy meal at fast food restaurants. When you read this you might have fond memories of eating out. These aren’t added in any order of oddity, they just seemed to scream Happy Meal to us!

As far as we can remember the world has been plagued with people who have mental disease. In the early beginning these people were thought to be possessed. Here is a list of oddly unique mental disorders that just might shock you.

Cotard or Cotard’s Syndroma

Yeah, we know it isn’t October, but who doesn’t like a good ghostly story? This top ten features some of the greatest ships that sunk or had a horrible history to them. Enjoy those shivers.

Mary Celeste

Yup we read signs everyday that tell us what to do on the roads, but sometimes you’ll run into some signs that don’t even know what they are doing and might bring you to a full stop.

Signs, Signs, & More Signs

Everything has a season and everything must die even the oddest of creatures and odd items in our world. This is a list of some very odd graveyards not in any particular order.

Dr. Who Would Love This

During the hundreds of years that alcoholic drinks have been around there have been your normal names like scotch and water, vodka martini, and others. Then you have your crazy bar drinks with nasty names. This list includes both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drink names that might make your head spin.

Duck Fart

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Everyone is afraid of something. The most common phobias include falling, water, height, spiders, and the dark. What are some more uncommon phobias? Well keep reading and find out.

Chaetophobia
Fear of hair

Everyone has a cell phone these days. Now the deal is trying to find the best cell phone that can blow your friends away. Here is a collection of phones that we found that were pretty out of the ordinary.

Futurist Fantasms

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We thought with Valentine’s day just around the corner we would keep your mind off of hearts, candy, and fluffy little poems of love. Instead we will fill your mind with what happens to those that don’t behave the way society thinks that they should. These are some of the most heinous torture devices and methods used to gain information, or destroy a victim.

Helene Manca, couldn’t make up her mind on which dress to wear, so what does she do? She wears nine! Walk down the aisle with Helene on her special day and see what she wore, when, and where.

Step inside and check out people having a blast dressing up and having fun as their favorite characters.

Hentai

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It is easy to find great pictures for February and we wanted to put a little slant on what Love means or could mean to each of us.  Of course we threw a bit of sarcasm in with the mix, and we hope you find these as funny to read as we did to create.

Lay it on the Line

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Its official with the end of January in sight that 2011 has begun and we are leaving 2010 in the dust. When we look back at 2010 what was on people’s minds?  We did a bit of looking and pulled out the top ten searched words on Yahoo.  We always seem to use Google for everything, so we thought we’d find out what folks were doing on Yahoo. What they searched for and found.

World Cup

As the royal couple prepares for their wedding march we wondered how other people propose and prepare for their weddings. Here are some odd ways to propose to the one you love.

Say it with a T-shirt

Everyone comes up with one good idea in their lifetime, and sometimes well they don't quite pan out. This list gives light to some of the funnier of these inventions.

Gas Attack

Snow Snow Go Away and come back another day. When you get the snow blues think about these ten adventures that will put your mind at rest. If we could fly anywhere these might be the places that we’d want to see. Take a few moments and go on an exotic trip with us around the world and take your mind off your troubles and the snow.

Soulful

Everyone loves comfort foods esp. during the winter time. Here is a collection of favorites with a few twists thrown in.

Pancakes

Well with the New Year, we all need to update our calendars. Here are just some of the hundreds of odd ball and unique calendars that you can find. Some could be a great way to keep track of the days while others are just a WTF thought bomb.

Bacon Love

Well New Years has come and gone and with it a lot of people have made New Year’s resolutions. Most people have given up smoking, drinking, and a lot of other things. Here is a list of ten things that most people give up, and we have added some interesting photos to bring a laugh to your face.

Get a Better Job

Taking your head out of the sewer for a few min might be the first step to a new career path.

After the blizzards in the north space savers have come out of the closet to be used to hold shoveled out parking spots. It is a long tradition in cities like Chicago, South Boston, and other large cities to use an item to hold your parking space after you spend hours removing the snow.