"Do you kids need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know!"
No matter how dysfunctional your family is it’s still better than this.
In Wangaratta, Australia fast-growing tumbleweed is taking over the city. Inhabitants call it 'hairy panic' grass. It grows very quickly and is found in every Australian state. People spend hours just to get rid of it.
I'll leave it at that.