These are 100% real complaints from the Australian Facebook page of Domino's Pizza.
Noah Fisher is a shy four year old who was prescribed glasses. His mom, Lindsay, created a Facebook page called “Glasses for Noah” and asked people to upload photos of them wearing glasses so that he would not be shy about it. The response has been overwhelming.
He should make more of these...
Another good one:
Kid is thrilled, mama is embarrassed and boyfriend is laughing his ass off…