Hi! It’s Wednesday, so the half of the road is done ;)))) There are few curiosities for today though. There was nothing of a big interest. I think tomorrow it will be better ) I made a new opinion poll. As always, it is situated in top of the page on the right sidebar. Don’t forget to vote )) Thank to all of you who informs me about bugs on the site. You’re helping us to make the site better. If you have other problems with the site functioning, email me. We will deal with it.
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ~til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’ ’And what about the men?’ the minister asked. ’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
Hey! We keep working on the site improvement. Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment. According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered). No other news for today ) I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN. I just didn’t have time to do that yet. But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;) Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused :(
The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.
Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though. But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.
Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.
Hi! Good Monday to all. Even if my weekend was one day longer, I wouldn’t mind to rest more ))
Almost the whole world puts the masks because of the swine flu. Pictures of people with masks can be seen very frequently on the Web. I know that Izismile visitors don’t have health issues because the good mood that you get on the site enhances your immunity
There will be two good things this week. The site will slightly change its appearance, quite a bit. It will become more convenient and nice. And, soon we will have a new and cool voting system for posts. But only registered users can vote. BTW, there are nearly 1200 members on Izismile ) So, go and REGISTER yourself if you didn’t do it yet.
There is a lot of content you have already sent me. I will post the selection on Wednesday. If you want to see your pics in this selection, you still have time to send me your pictures and videos.
IQ of a 2 year old Elise Tan-Roberts is higher than of many adults and goes to 156. Little Einstein ;)
Here is what people do now even when they go on vacation.
A 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She- tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
Once a month police officers race anyone over the age of 18 for $25. Officers said they have seen a drastic reduction in illegal street racing since "Beat the Heat" started in 2007.
It gets better when it’s folded )
Susan Boyle or Jack Black?
Tree grew on a tree. Can’t be?
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has ever gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Hey! Today is the last day of our short working week ) I’m happy for our American users who have 3 days off this week as we do :) The whole internet is filled with information about Swine flue. Be careful and take care of you.
Some news. First of all, now, we not only have our page on FACEBOOK, but also on TWITTER. So you can choose a more convenient way for you to follow Izismile ) Secondly, you leave more than 300 comments daily on the site. This is a very good indicator of your activity on the site. It’s really great and it is more interesting not even for users but also for us admins to check the site ;))
The selection of the pictures you sent will be posted next week. There are not so many of them for now, so you’ll have to wait a bit ) You can send me all you’ve got on weekend.
Well, that’s it. Happy Labour Day for all of you or Law Day! (I'm confused ) Wish you to relax and have a nice weekend. See you on Monday )
On the picture is the first man in the world that caught swine flue but recovered from it. More details here.
They are going out. Stars from the movie “Slum dog millionaire” Freida Pinto and Dev Patel were spotted together.
Five Rules to Having a Happy Married Life • It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. • It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. • It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you. • It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. • It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
Bridge on the Aiguille du Midi mountain (3.842 meters). Click on the photo if you don’t see it )
Man was drawing a cat during the schizophrenia development. OMG (
Now Mexican bank notes look like this
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: “My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.” The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.”
Celebrities are always perfect when they are in the limelight and Kim Kardashian is a good example. But sometimes they forget their diets, sport coaches and don’t look as good as we are used to see them. That’s what happened to Kim Kardashian. First, I will show you her pictures the way she was before and the last 3 pictures will show you how she looks now. It will be easy to see the difference.
Hi everyone! It’s Wednesday and it means that tomorrow evening it’s already an extended weekend, at least here, in France. I checked out that in the US Labor Day is not a day off. What a pity :( So, I just wanted to remind you that there won’t be any updates on upcoming Friday.
Another news. We opened our blog on Twitter, so you can go there and become our follower )) I would like to thank Christopher Kefalas once more for having agreed to maintain our blog there.
Hi! There are some problems with the new video posting. But we should fix all of this during this week ) I have too much work right now on the site. Just after we finish dealing with videos, we will start changing posts’ voting system. There is little time to do everything. So, I wish you a nice day and I’m going to work on it ))
This week I would like to make a post with the content you sent. So if you have interesting videos or pictures - click here and send it to me.
There are more than 1050 registered users on the site. JOIN US TOO to get your favourite nickname while it’s still available.
Very tasty candy. Clickable.
A man displays a chip containing the entire Hebrew Bible at the Technion University in Haifa. The pope will receive this 300,000-word text inscribed on a silicon particle the size of a grain of sand, using nanotechnology. It can be read through a microscope.
Hi! Here’s the most expected day of the week. FRIDAY! Very soon we will have some modifications in design. We want to do something interesting and nice to look at )) Unfortunately, we couldn’t finish the new video display. But it will definitely be on Monday.
Yesterday, by mistake, there was an ad that was taking the whole screen. We have dealt with that problem, there will never be such annoying ads ever. If it happens again, please let me know. Thanks.
I’m waiting for your content. I will post the selection with your content next week.
As usually, I wish you a nice weekend ;)
What happens to Michael Jackson?
Sydney model Stephanie Naumoska, who is 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) tall and weighs 49 kg (108 lbs), poses in a bikini. Australia's Miss Universe contest was thrown into controversy after doctors and dieticians complained a leading finalist was "skin and bones" and dangerously malnourished.
Scandal at the London press conference. David Haye (22-1, 21 KOs) came on the press conference in a T-shirt where he’s standing with the two heads of Ukrainians the brothers Klitschkos ripped off holding the title. Wladimir Klitshko promised “He [Haye] will have a pizza face after 12 rounds”. The fight is planned on 20th of June.
Hi! I have a lot of stuff to do. Yesterday, almost the whole day, the programmer and I were working on the new way of putting videos. We’ve almost finished it. Tomorrow it will be done and I will show it. Special thanks to two visitors who have agreed to help with our page on Facebook.
Your attention please. Personal request. It is about comments. When I look through the comments, I often see only smileys and phrases written not in English. I appreciate and respect the opinions of each visitor. But when you leave a smiley without any text in your comments, such comments does not mean anything. It has no meaning or value for other people. The same thing with comments in other languages. Only you (the author) and some more persons can understand it. The others - they can’t, including me. I just want you to understand that there are people from all around the world on Izismile and it is English language that unites us all. That’s why I’m asking you to leave comments in English (even if you just speak the language a little bit) and less smileys without some text. If you do this, it will be much more interesting to read them. Thank you )
Do you know this picture? It was called "Man of the year". Well, it’s false… Click the picture to see the original.
Slumdog star Rubina Ali’s dad puts her on sale for £200k: ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ child actress Rubina Ali’s instant success has made her dad so greedy that he has decided to put her on sale. In a bid to cash in on Rubina’s international stardom, father Rafiq Qureshi has put her up for adoption, demanding nearly 200,000 pounds. He offered the deal to News of the World’s undercover fake sheik. ‘Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future,’ Rafiq told the undercover. ‘I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future,’ he added.
The final 15 compete during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas... Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton competes during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas. Dalton was later crowned Miss USA. Several pix: ONETWOTHREE
Amy Winehouse. Everything is the way it was )
Al Capone's cell in eastern state penitentiary. Clickable.
Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, ‘Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?’ ‘Ah shit,’ says his friend, ‘and I just joined the Elks!’
A truck driver was having a bad day. His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten miles to the nearest farmhouse. He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night. “Sure,” said the farmer, “but I must warn you that i don’t have any daughters. I don’t even have a spare room, so you’ll have to share my bed.” “Damn,” said the trucker. “I’m in the wrong joke.”
The best woman to marry A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Hi! Once again the weekend passed so quickly and we already start a new working week) This week we will have some changes that you will like. Don’t miss it.
Our “population” of registered users is approaching to 900 people! And we have already 7,500 comments. And that's great )
Announcement. IziSmile is looking for a blogger who spends a lot of time on Facebook and is ready to help us to update the site’s page on FB. There won’t be a lot of work, but it will help us greatly. There are already 160 friends. You will need to post every day something interesting from the site: photos and video (just one or two). Find and post fun stories, anecdotes. Just to update the page a little so that our friends won’t get bored. If you are interested in this offer, then please contact me by email email@example.com with a notice “Facebook”. That’s all. Let’s see the Curiosities.
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger met up at the premiere of 'The Informers', 23 years after starring together in '9 1/2 Weeks'.
Cameron Diaz shaved her head, but unlike Britney Spears, who did it without any reason, Cameron Diaz did it for her part in a new movie. According to the plot, she shaved her head to support her daughter that got cancer.
A little math problem. There are two lengths of rope. Each one can burn in exactly one hour. They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other. They also are not of uniform width (may be wider in middle than on the end), thus burning half of the rope is not necessarily 1/2 hour. By burning the ropes, how do you measure exactly 45 minutes worth of time? ANSWER.
Kim Kardashian fell asleep on the beach. She’s not pretty anymore ;)) Clickable.
For how long would natural resources still be enough? GRAPH.
Arab sheikh was fed up with his silver Mercedes and turned it to a gold one. Clickable.
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’ Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’ And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English b*****d again.’
Hi! This week was tough but very rich in events. We could do lots of stuff. If everything’s right, there will be a little surprise on Monday, it concerns videos ) Apart from that, everything’s just great. The site has grown a lot, and it’s only one month and something old ;) Stay with us, the site will become even better to entertain you.
There’s one thing I wanted to discuss with you. Do you think it’s worth letting non-registered users leave comments? On the one hand, it’s not that good. There will be spamming, flooding, bad language etc. (of course I can moderate it quickly). On the other hand, our regular non-registered visitors could comment. Let’s do this. We will do one-week opinion poll concerning this issue and if the results will be in favour to allow all non-registered users to write comments, it will be done. During next week all the users can comment. Then, basing on the poll’s results and users activity, we will take necessary measures. Don’t forget to vote on the right in the top of the page.
That’s all. Have a nice Friday night and a good weekend. Meet you here on Monday.
P.S. All your content sent to me earlier will be posted on Monday. I just didn’t have time to finish it for today.
Three hottest babes of 80s-90s on the cover of ELLE magazine without make-up: Monica Bellucci, Eva Herzigova, Sophie Marceau. They still have some charm. Clickable.
Imprint of a pigeon that was run over by a car at 70 mph.
I found a great site where you can get information about any photograph: when it was done, what camera took it and many other stuff. It’s called - EXIF data. Just enter the url and it’s done. EXIFity.com
Soap for emo ;(
A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party. “But why?” asked his puzzled friend, “You’re labour through and through… Why change now?” The man learned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”
Sakura Shrimp - billions of tiny little prawns - are sun-dried in Shizuoka Prefecture, south-west of Tokyo, in front of Mount Fuji.
Hi everybody! Today is an intense day. It was a great deal of work with the programmer, and there’s still a lot of things to do. So, today I will be very brief. As usual, enjoy your stay on the site and I will continue working with the programmer. Have a good day and see you tomorrow :)
BTW, the entry with your pictures will be posted tomorrow.
World’s most expensive desert - $25,000 for 48 chocolate varieties. Clickable.
Hi! How are you doing? Just some good news. For the last week, the site has grown considerably. I’d like to say welcome to all the newcomers. Stay with us, feel yourself at home, explore the site. It’s fun and interesting with us ;) If something is unclear, please email me. I’ll explain everything! :) There will be interesting changes on the site soon. The programmer and I are working on it.
There’s a lot of content sent by users. So, tomorrow I’m gonna use it for a post. You still have a chance to see your pics in there, just SEND ME YOUR VIDEOS AND PICTURES.
The picture from NASA's space-based telescope. It was already given a name – “God’s Hand” )
Barack Obama is playing with a new family member - a puppy, in the White House Clickable.
A 2009 Toyota Yaris after a 40-mph frontal offset crash. Experts say if the speed is higher, everyone in the car will die after the crash. I’ve never trusted small cars. Clickable.
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?” Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- “Before you tell your joke, there’s something you should know…The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I’m a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?” - “Not if I’ll have to explain it five times…”
Here is what Wayne Rooney and pregnant wife Coleen's baby could look like, according to forensic artist Joe Mullins.
Creative ad of Russian Bear vodka. If you read this phrase with a mirror, the Cyrillic letters actually form a phrase with a sense: Real men don’t drink and drive. Clickable.
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Hi everybody! So, have you gathered a lot of eggs in your garden? Was Easter Bunny generous with you? ;) Anyway, we collected lots of news for today, so, you’ll have something to occupy yourself with :) Don’t forget that we have our page on Facebook and you can go there also and join us. The contest is also in progress, so I’m waiting your ideas, crazy, funny, serious etc, don’t be shy ;)
If you want to register on the site, go there and you can also send me your pictures and videos using this form. It’s fast and easy.
P.S. there’s not a lot of curiosities for today though :(
Hi! Have a good Easter Monday! As usual, we are on air early in the morning )) The new set of articles is ready for today. Have fun on the site, as for us, we continue to collect something new for tomorrow. I hope your Monday will pass by fast)
32 celebrities when they were young and the way they are now. All of them on this big picture. Click to see it.
This gif animation shows how Las Vegas has changed during 35 years. Clickable.
This poor turtle had lost its 3 legs after a shark’s attack. And as there was only one leg left she could only swim in circles. When the turtle was 5 years old, the scientist gave it a flipper so that she could swim straight. Clickable.
Hey! So awaited Friday is here! Today all the problems we had yesterday seem so small. Anyway, it’s true, time passes by quickly. I wish you a good Friday night and a great weekend. See you on Monday.
During this week, there were some pictures sent by users. If during this weekend you send us more, I’ll do a selection with them on Monday. You can send me content HERE.
Ashlee Simpson's baby is the latest in the long list of children demeaned by their parents on the internet.
On this picture, you see the birth of the well-known production logo of the Metro Goldwyn Mayer studio (1924) Yes, that’s right, it’s Leo the Lion which is still roaring for almost a century now ;)
“Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence.”
The opening of the first McDonald’s in USSR in 1990. 300 people are waiting outside to get there.
It seems that it’s been long time since Keanu Reeves was in public. He’s all hairy )
Stranger takes bite of gardener's arm: A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon. Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard. "He said, 'He bit my arm, chewed the flesh and swallowed it in front of me,' " Lorio recalled. She said the bite measured almost 3 by 1 1/2 inches, and was less than 1/4-inch deep.
Secret to a long life A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.” “That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?” “Thirty-four,” she replied.
Another four celebrities, more precisely 4 judges from American Idol now, and in childhood. First Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Clickable.
Hi! Since brevity is the soul of wit, I will be brief ;) To be serious, yesterday we had big problems with equipment, one of the servers hard drives stopped functioning, then the second server stopped working at all. We fixed half of the problems yesterday, the rest is for today. If the site is slow don’t get too upset and be patient ;) The good news is - tomorrow is Friday! See you.
Helena Bonham Carter's most recent trip to the hairdresser could have gone better. She plays Serena in Terminator Salvation. Don’t get scared )
This is the main playboy of the world Hugh Hefner. He fell asleep during the celebration of his 83th birthday. It was only 9 p.m. He’s got old.
Hi! It’s already Wednesday. Time goes by quickly ) I forgot to tell you. Last week we got and arranged a new server, so now we have 2. The site should work fast, videos and pictures etc. If you have any problems with the site’s speed, let me know. Have a nice day )
Boss of one American firm gave to an employee his own Ferrari 360 as a company car. The girl was a 23 year old blond. Here’s what happened (
A boy was caught by railroad security painting graffiti on one of the trains. So, they did to him exactly the same thing as he was doing – they painted him themselves and put this picture on the internet. Clickable.
Once again, hello to all of you! It’s good to have you here. So, how’s your working week? Fed up? ) If you’re in a blue mood, you know what you have to do – come to Izismile ;) And don’t forget about the opinion poll contest on Facebook. Let’s give it a week. So, be active! That’s all for today, it’s time for the Curiosities ))
A laptop attached to a helium balloon high above the earth screens an episode of Ben 10, making it the first-ever DVD launch in space. Clickable.
Before and Now. Claudia Schiffer in the beginning of her career and now. I think, she’s even better now )
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk: a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
It’s not Photoshop, it’s just twins with the same dogs.
Young mother with a child in a baby stroller. And then, unexpected turn of events ) Clickable.
Hi! This is Monday and there are plenty of news waiting for you on the site )) We have a lot of interesting news today. We put some time and effort to collect the best from the web that happened during the weekend :) And don’t worry, we’ll make the whole week in the same way. Come visit us often and bring your friends. And of course, don’t forget to REGISTER.
Some statistics: We’ve got 5418 comments, 654 members and 10-15 new persons that become member everyday. And we have more then 70 friends on Facebook. Join us on Facebook!
You’re fan of Back to The Future trilogy? And you love the old DeLorean? Now you can buy it on Ebay for only $60 thousand. DeLorean 1 DeLorean 2
The Cuban tree frog swallowed a light bulb on a garland. Apparently, it was tired to be a frog, and decided to become a flashlight ;) Pictures are real. Frog was rescued.
Anti-Nato protests in Strasbourg
Jessica Simpson seems to be in a good shape. Clickable.
Hi! Thus ends this difficult week :) Today, with a programmer we begin to work on new site functions. Soon there will be many changes. Follow our announcements ) Wish you a nice Friday night and a good relaxing weekend :)
How could he swallow it? To see the whole picture, click it.
Very rare picture. Vincent Van Gogh in person.
Guess, who did bite the dog? The answer - click on the photo. Don’t worry, the dog is fine)
Hi every one!! I hope your April Fool’s Day was good and you got pranked ;)) I wasn’t, I was way too cautious :) Just one thing, in case you haven’t seen it yet, I put a new opinion poll in the right top of the page ) That’s all. Have a nice day!
Scarlett Johansson without make-up. Clickable.
Some deputies of the Party of Regions (Ukraine) were caught red-handed by media while they were watching a movie at a parliament session. The choice of movie wasn’t that good neither - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigol.
Hi! Today is a special day - April Fool's Day. Congratulations! Do not forget to make jokes to your friends) Many might have noticed that the site was very slow last night, especially to open images and videos. It happened because we do not have enough capacity. Dilidou and Izismile have developed a lot, now we have a big attendance, so one server is not enough. But yesterday we bought a second server. We need 1-2 days to put it into order. Then the site will be fast again. So you should wait a bit ;) Meantime, the set of interesting news is ready for today. Have fun ))
I want to remind for those who don’t know: yesterday we created an Izismile official page onFACEBOOK Come there to find us. We have already more than 40 friends there )
The lightning stroke Burj Dubai tower. It resulted in a nice shot.
Hi! The week has begun with difficulties, as always not enough time ... But today’s news are ready for you. Just go and look and don’t miss anything ;)
NEWS OF THE DAY! IziSmile has its own page on FACEBOOK If you also have a Facebook account, you can now become a fan of IziSmile. There, we'll talk about our plans, discuss the development of the site and just share ) It would be great to have you there too. Join us and bring your FRIENDS!
That’s all, gotta go :) See you tomorrow.
Madonna with her daughter Lourdes. Clickable.
That’s how Australian bikers do funeral. Clickable.
Hou Guozhu, an eight-year-old boy known as the boy with half a head, poses with China's hairest man, Yu Zhenhuan, who calls himself King Kong... Hou Guozhu had the right-hand side of his skull and his right cerebral hemisphere removed after he was diagnosed with Rasmussen's encephalitis. 2 pictures after the jump
Hello! Here’s Friday and it means that it is the last day of news this week. We tried hard today to find lots of interesting things for you to keep you busy the whole weekend ;) Oh, and there will be a surprise next week. And for now, register if you didn’t do it yet. Wish you a good day and excellent weekend!
The boy on the picture can hear sounds for the first time. The doctor just installed a hearing device in his ear.
I’ll tell it in one word "EARTHRISE". This picture was taken by a robot from the Moon. Clickable.
They use eyelids, nose and now a beard to lift heavy stuff. Clickable.
Ms Dulcibella King-Hall made history at Brands Hatch on Wednesday, when she became the oldest person ever to lap a race circuit. In that way, she celebrated her 107th birthday. Ms King-Hall likes speed and often urges her nursing home minibus driver to go 'faster, faster'. One Two Three Four Five
Another example of cat abuse. This poor cat was shot 27 times in the mouth and his neck with an air rifle, but, luckily, he survived. Owner Jodi Mulley pulled out five of the pellets herself while seven other pellets that punctured the skin were not found. But after the surgery the cat should be fine.
The ad of the 3d volume of this tattoo magazine ) Clickable.
Do you remember the mother who gave birth to 8 children? Now she’s octomom.
Hey!! I don’t have much news today. As they say : No news is good news ) Though, I have one good news – tomorrow is Friday!!!! We had problems on the server yesterday and the site wasn’t available for several hours. We repaired everything and it should be all set. If you see some bugs, write me to my email please. And the last thing, I didn’t find lots of news for Curiosities for today, so I’ll put everything together tomorrow. Have a nice day!
Hi every one!!! This is a beautiful day Wednesday ;) And it’s not just a simple day, well, today is my birthday )) That’s why there aren’t a lot of Curiosities for today. I know, I know, I’ll do better tomorrow )) Have a nice day you too ;)
One girl decided to make a birthday present to her best friend. She found one service on the internet, which proposed to embroider any photo. She took a nice photo of her and her girl friend and sent it. In a few weeks, she received a parcel. But the result was slightly different from what she expected ))) To see the result, click on the photo.
This is not a simple old man; this is a kung-fu man with a lot of experience ) After the doctors have refused to remove a 5 cm tumor on his forehead because it was too risky, he immediately understood how it could make him money. On the second picture, you can see better the tumor. Clickable.
Hello! This week we are going to do different improvements on the site. We have lots of interesting ideas. Now it’s time to look Curiosities.
Let’s talk celebrities.
Why is it good to be Ashton Kutcher? Only because you could do such shots with Demi Moore. Clickable. Taken from actor’s Twitter.
Why is it good to be Bruce Willis? Because everything seems to be possible. To marry at 54 to a 30 year old girl is not a problem ;) Rumors are that this beautiful lady on the photo is the future wife of Bruce Willis.
I wonder sometimes. Are there only two types of states in which Amy Winehouse can be: drunk or high.
Hi! We are on the air again ) So, get ready and it’s on! I hope this Monday will pass through very quickly for you ))
AIG, a major American insurance corporation is having hard times. You’re looking at the security guidelines to all AIG employees. Is it really true that people are hating them so much that they need such enhanced security? Clickable.
Some of the 42-piece dinner set constructed entirely of compressed cocaine that has been seized by Spanish police.
Charles Manson. 19th March 2009 was published his new picture. Forty years ago sharp, Charles Manson got a death sentence which later was reduced to a life sentence. Now he is 74 years old.
Four stupid teens were shooting from a bow in a city park and accidentally hit the poor goose. The bird didn’t get serious injuries but flew the whole day with an arrow stuck in its body. The poor bird was finally caught and the arrow removed. All ended well. Clickable.
Beer watch. To know what time it is, look at your last receipt and to see if time has changed – buy another beer ;) Clickable.
Hello! The long-awaited Friday is here. Then the weekend. It’s party time! I dreamed about it the whole week. Enjoy your stay on Izismile. I hope you’ve already bookmarked it ;) Have a nice weekend and see you on Monday!
The first bat went into the space with the space shuttle Discovery last Sunday. The free-tailed bat stowaway had latched himself onto the shuttle's external fuel tank several hours before countdown. Exactly what happened to him is unclear but it is a fair assumption that he was vaporised during the climb into orbit.