Ryan was born 9 weeks premature, but it didn’t stop his father from instantly turning him into a very manly man.

Matthew Carroll started to note all of the funny things his toddler daughter was saying. He found them really amusing and five years later there were enough of such sayings to put together a book. He called it "Can I Sit On Your Lap While You're Pooping?" Here are some of the funny bits:

This creative mother who is also a photographer likes to take pictures of her little son. Alaina Lynn from Washington made a series of photos showing her toddler in different situations that any adult faces in real life. It’s a great idea and the results are great.

There were no signs of trouble when a father took his son for a car ride around the town. But then the toddler puked and the situation escalated quickly...