For the story: "The following is what takes place when a local creeper attempts a home invasion on a veteran of the 82nd Airborne. This guy was in my house earlier this week in the middle of the night on Veteran's Day. My neighbor saw him and when we checked the security cameras sure enough, there he was. He got away with it once, but since then I have installed some security improvements to alert me to movement in my fence line."
Jessica Vanessa, Vine's most famous booty shaker with +2M online followers, says she makes in 6 seconds what would usually taker her 4 months at her old job. She doesn't say exactly how much she earns but it's over $100,000/year.
What a crazy world we're living in!
Warning: Not for the sensitive hearts.
He takes it like a boss though, doesn't even flinch when getting the ball out of his arm..
Not a very good test as they don't have the same size of boobs, the bras are different and they're not shaking them the same way but you'll have to do with that until somebody does a better comparison.
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