I hope that when I turn 65, I will be able to do the same thing as this grandma ;)))

Hey!
We keep working on the site improvement.
Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment.
According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered).
No other news for today )
I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN.
I just didn’t have time to do that yet.
But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;)
Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused
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How do you like this house? Clickable.

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The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.

Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though.
But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.

Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.


Great images from Patrick Beaulieu (17 pics)

Mariah Carey is celebrating the anniversary of her marriage (6 pics)

Competition of rabbits (5 pics)

Celebrities grew old (7 pics)

Jessica Simpson at the airport (6 pics)

When Fergie goes shopping (9 pics)

15 insane mugshot tattoos (15 pics)

Horses in all their splendor (33 pics)
After the jump, admire beautiful Carmen Electra on the beach, in a bikini of course ;) (19 pics)

Many men need little reason to shed their clothing. A little sunshine and whoosh!
However, they do not realize - in many cases - that their semi-nudity can sometimes engender not quite the emotions that they supposed.
They may feel that it's worth it but here are a few ‘becauses' - together with photographic proof - that beg to differ.
Just Because: Really, Just BECAUSE

Some things are so wrong that there is not need to give any sort of detailed explanation for the inadvertent gag reflex that just took place. No wonder that the more some women see men, the more they admire dogs. Sure, this picture was tongue in cheek, wasn't it? Please, tell us it was.
A teenager wanted to drift on his SUV and crashed into a garage where he also damaged a BMW M5.
After the jump, you will see not only photos of this accident but also the pictures and video of another one. 
Very touching photos. Sick animals are treated there.
All these “patients” are from one Australian hospital.
A guy bought at a Texas Best Buy a Macbook Pro and it he paid $2164.89.
But he was very surprised when he opened this beautiful box ... 
The Something Awful Forum Goons have created funny symmetrical images in a grotesque way. “Their mirrors reflect something beyond our reality”. 
I think everyone has heard now that swine flu is almost everywhere. But many people do not lose their sense of humor in this situation. In Mexico City, almost everyone is already wearing protective masks on the face and not just basic, boring white masks, but masks with different images on it. The Japanese designer Yoriko Yoshida has already developed dozens of original designs of these masks.
After the jump, you will see his work and masks made by people themselves.
Inside the post you will see the open doors of the Ukrainian army in Sevastopol. Here, a brigade of soldiers is doing demonstration. 
Have you ever imagined a strong friendship between a giant rabbit and a pig? No?
Then meet this inseparable couple - William and Charles. It’s clearly the positive emotion of the day! 
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Not long ago it’s been 100 days since Barack Obama took office.
Much has been made since. Let’s look behind the "scenes" of the White House and see what a hard work it is to be the US President.
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This is one of the most beautiful sportswomen in the world. In ordinary life, she is very sweet and nice, but on the ring she’s a tigress.
I almost fell in love. Uhhhh, this how perfection looks like. 
This weekend, a very dangerous new form of swine flu was discovered.
Scientists say that this is the most dangerous mutation.
Well, I won’t tell anything anymore. Just watch these two gif animations.
On the first, you will see how the molecule of the flu looks under the microscope, while on the second - the consequences of infection.
Pregnant women and sensitive-hearted are better not to watch this.
Well, I found this sometime ago and now decided to post it because I think it will be useful for you to get to know yourself better.
Well, it seems that in Russia this test should be taken by any soldier to proof that they are fit for the service.
I know that most of you are not soldiers but still, it’s interesting, and it can be applied to all people. 
Here’s a new collection of old pictures superimposed on the modern pictures.
This time, these are the photos of one of the oldest cities of Europe – Kiev.
Here, the old pictures are from the begging of the 20th century till 80’s.
Very good work. Well done! 

Hi!
Good Monday to all. Even if my weekend was one day longer, I wouldn’t mind to rest more ))
Almost the whole world puts the masks because of the swine flu. Pictures of people with masks can be seen very frequently on the Web.
I know that Izismile visitors don’t have health issues because the good mood that you get on the site enhances your immunity
There will be two good things this week.
The site will slightly change its appearance, quite a bit. It will become more convenient and nice.
And, soon we will have a new and cool voting system for posts.
But only registered users can vote. BTW, there are nearly 1200 members on Izismile )
So, go and REGISTER yourself if you didn’t do it yet.
There is a lot of content you have already sent me. I will post the selection on Wednesday.
If you want to see your pics in this selection, you still have time to send me your pictures and videos.
Cool shot of Beyonce

1.1 meter-long giant salamander found in China.

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IQ of a 2 year old Elise Tan-Roberts is higher than of many adults and goes to 156. Little Einstein ;)

Here is what people do now even when they go on vacation.

A 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She- tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Once a month police officers race anyone over the age of 18 for $25.
Officers said they have seen a drastic reduction in illegal street racing since "Beat the Heat" started in 2007.

Interesting scarf.

It gets better when it’s folded )

Susan Boyle or Jack Black?

Tree grew on a tree. Can’t be?

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has ever gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Interesting links from the web:
Global economic crisis hits German sex industry
Lets sing
FREE Frozen Toads (west asheville)
Interactive picture
Art student's car vanishing act
Internet Safety Guidelines
Found Him!
Guide to Human Types pt 1
Guide to Human Types pt 2
The Quick 10: Ranking 10 Peppers on the Scoville Scale
12 Bikini's That Made Us Laugh And Dread Summer More Than Usual
Miss California's Before and After Boobs

Funny office stuff (3 pics)

Marisa Miller in bikini (4 pics)

Interesting pictures of celebrities on different parties (21 pics)

Gisele Bundchen's perfect body (6 pics)

Creative bus stops (16 pics)
After the jump, you will see a beautiful photo shoot with Pamela Anderson (6 pics)

Some designers of shoes have very crazy imagination, that’s why they create sometimes crazy stuff.
Maybe this is fun, but very few people would agree to wear something like this. Although ... 