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Hi!
I have a lot of stuff to do. Yesterday, almost the whole day, the programmer and I were working on the new way of putting videos.
We’ve almost finished it. Tomorrow it will be done and I will show it.
Special thanks to two visitors who have agreed to help with our page on Facebook.
Your attention please. Personal request.
It is about comments. When I look through the comments, I often see only smileys and phrases written not in English. I appreciate and respect the opinions of each visitor. But when you leave a smiley without any text in your comments, such comments does not mean anything. It has no meaning or value for other people. The same thing with comments in other languages. Only you (the author) and some more persons can understand it. The others - they can’t, including me. I just want you to understand that there are people from all around the world on Izismile and it is English language that unites us all.
That’s why I’m asking you to leave comments in English (even if you just speak the language a little bit) and less smileys without some text. If you do this, it will be much more interesting to read them.
Thank you )
Do you remember the war of car manufacturers?
It didn’t take Audi long to give an answer. Clickable )
According to the man on these photos, he lost weight after having eaten in McDonalds for a month. He said he ate only food from “diet menu”.
Believe it or not, it’s your call )
Beautiful HQ picture of Halle Berry. Clickable.
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Great idea. Couch in a Peugeot shop. Clickable.
Do you know this picture? It was called "Man of the year".
Well, it’s false…
Click the picture to see the original.
Slumdog star Rubina Ali’s dad puts her on sale for £200k:
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ child actress Rubina Ali’s instant success has made her dad so greedy that he has decided to put her on sale.
In a bid to cash in on Rubina’s international stardom, father Rafiq Qureshi has put her up for adoption, demanding nearly 200,000 pounds.
He offered the deal to News of the World’s undercover fake sheik.
‘Yes, we are considering Rubina’s future,’ Rafiq told the undercover.
‘I have to consider what’s best for me, my family and Rubina’s future,’ he added.
Tara Reid (11 photos)
Rumer Willis – Bruce Willis’ daughter and Demi Moore advertise bikinis (14 photos)
Princess Eugenie of York on the beach in Thailand (6 photos)
Ice fishing. Nice ! (11 photos)
Toy city. Very beautiful! (42 photos)
Light Graffiti. I still can’t understand how they do it ;) (24 photos)
Elections in India (21 photos)
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Simply stunning photos of planes are waiting for you after the jump.
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The amazing series of shots of a crocodile attacking a zebra. Incredible, but the zebra escaped! 
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The first advertisement is a very sexy when the rain starts to fall )
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It is situated in a small Italian town.
Amazing collection of vintage and modern cars. I would be happy to become the owner of such a "stable" 
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Let’s train sight. Focus your eyes and look good.
Images come from the series by Magic Eye
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Because of a storm, the P&O containership MONDRIAAN lost more than 20 containers. They were washed ashore.
That made a good present for the residents of the island of Terschelling (Netherlands). These containers were full of sneakers. And the choice was great.
The entire coast was covered with them )) 
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There is nothing to say here, it's enough to look at the pictures and everything will be clear.
There are very few people like the husband of this woman. And they have a true love.
A very touching story.
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The 22-year-old owner of the Lamborghini Murcielago lost control of the car and got out to the opposite lane and had the collision with a Honda Civic. One of the wheels of Honda detached, and a Ford Mondeo hopped on it and got its gas tank damaged.
Ford caught fire and entered in a Lada, which also caught fire. Fortunately, drivers of cars have jumped out of the cars in time and almost didn‘t have injuries.
But the most interesting - a 16 year old passenger that was in the Lamborghini received a head injury. He hit with the back of his head against the steering wheel ...
Hmm... How come his head was there? 
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Brilliant interpretations of images on all possible topics. A lot of irony and humor. 
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I watched these photos and I couldn't believe it. It's not grains, crumbs and other that they need.
These carnivores need fish and meat :)
A great selection. It wasn't me who collected these photos )
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It made me smile ))
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Hi all!
I just don’t have time to tell you everything.
I’ll catch up with it tomorrow.
Good day for all of you )
Jessica Alba is resting on the beach. It’s difficult to tear yourself away from looking at her :)
Clickable.
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The final 15 compete during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant at The Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas...
Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton competes during the 2009 Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas. Dalton was later crowned Miss USA.
Several pix: ONE TWO THREE
Amy Winehouse. Everything is the way it was )
Al Capone's cell in eastern state penitentiary. Clickable.
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, ‘Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?’
‘Ah shit,’ says his friend, ‘and I just joined the Elks!’
A truck driver was having a bad day.
His truck had broken down in the country and there was no alternative for the trucker but to walk the ten miles to the nearest farmhouse.
He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “but I must warn you that i don’t have any daughters. I don’t even have a spare room, so you’ll have to share my bed.”
“Damn,” said the trucker. “I’m in the wrong joke.”
The best woman to marry
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Cute adorable Jennifer Love Hewitt (24 photos)
Behind the scenes of a Gemma Atkinson calendar shoot (17 photos)
Brooke Hogan in a sexy red dress (7 photos)
Jennifer Ellison. I liked her better before ;( (5 photos)
When prom goes bad: a photo essay (17 photos)
Darts and water balloons (15 photos)
Kalashnikov made from the barbecue (6 photos)
Hat from cards (33 photos)
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He’s definitely the loser of the day. Car thief got caught by himself.
Look inside the post! 
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I'm actually against bullfighting, I think it’s a real torture for the poor animals.
And after this incident I became twice more opposed to it. Fortunately, the matador stayed alive after what happened to him.
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A wonderful idea and perfect execution. There is something very touching in these works.
You should absolutely see it. I think many of you will like it. 
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One million dollars is offered to anyone who can throw a ball into the hole located at the foot of the mountain in South Africa. (see second picture inside the post).
To give you an idea of the distance I will tell you - once the ball is launched, it stays about thirty seconds in the air, flying almost half of a kilometer! The players are brought at the top of the mountain on a helicopter. 
