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Moral of the story: don’t be distracted when you play with your dog.
Or: don’t play with your dog when you are naked.
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Great aquarium designs. Normally, it shouldn’t be that expensive to have fish as a pet, but looking at these aquariums it makes me doubt that.
But they are really beautiful and stylish. 
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Every month in the subway of Tokyo, a new rule of behaviour in the subway is released.
That way, they teach people to behave nicely and think of others.
Here are some of their rules.
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This is a joke, of course. But if the crisis will get worse, who knows, anything is possible )) 
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All kittens have their own strategy to take over good places where they would have a nap.
And they are ready for everything to complete their mission ;))
Here’s a little photo story.
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It’s just great! I’d love to do such thing at my place. Well, I should get my place first 
Anyway, it’s good to watch movies and spend quality time with friends ;) 
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If your life is dull and you want to spice it up, here are funny advices about “how to use bacon to make your life incredible and amazing” :)
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New game for fetishists – Pony.
Those who do pony don’t have right to talk, nor argue etc. They only have the right to run. 
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This interesting house was built in Germany. As you can see it is upside down and everything in it is upside down too.
It is not possible to live there, but why not to visit. 
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The number of deaths due to the earthquake in central Italy has reached 179 people, around 40 people are missing.
Rescuers managed to save about 100 people who were under the rubble.
The most affected cities are Aquila and Onna. You will see the picture after the jump to better estimate the magnitude of the tragedy. 
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There was a guy in one company who was unbearable.
So one Friday night when he left home, his coworkers decided to make a joke. That's what they did )) 
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Want to see what happened to this racing Ford Mustang GT, after a close contact with a backhoe loader?
One thing, if you are a car lover, it’s better for you not to see it ;) 
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Meet Robert Schulte from Germany, the world’s most unusual group member.
The band plays heavy metal. The health state of Robert does not allow him to play or sing.
But he takes care of all that is advertising, management and website.
Whenever I see people like that, I say: hats off to them. They know how to enjoy life and more interesting, they seem never to complain. We should learn from such people. 
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Trying to pimp his car and make it look good, he clearly overdid his efforts )
Never do too much.
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Once again, hello to all of you!
It’s good to have you here.
So, how’s your working week? Fed up? )
If you’re in a blue mood, you know what you have to do – come to Izismile ;)
And don’t forget about the opinion poll contest on Facebook. Let’s give it a week.
So, be active!
That’s all for today, it’s time for the Curiosities ))
A laptop attached to a helium balloon high above the earth screens an episode of Ben 10, making it the first-ever DVD launch in space. Clickable.
Before and Now. Claudia Schiffer in the beginning of her career and now.
I think, she’s even better now )
Going to College in the 80s. Clickable.
Funny gif animations:
FIRST
SECOND
THIRD
FOURTH
FIFTH
Haha )) Funny puns.
Serena Williams is a BIG tennis player ))
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
It’s not Photoshop, it’s just twins with the same dogs.
Young mother with a child in a baby stroller. And then, unexpected turn of events ) Clickable.
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Marisa Miller's Harley calendar is pretty good. Hit the jump for all 15 pictures
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Amusing creative works that make you imagine combining things that do not go together. It certainly worth seeing these works. 
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