That's pretty....pretty dumb.

Stupid idea. It would be a lot better to just get flowers, you can even get them free from a field. Or ask your girlfriend what she wants.

Almost Free Dildos?

fail

Why not just whip it out

wow

the point is he made an effort to be funny and let her know he was still thinking about her. its February let me know where i can find some flowers in a feild in the middle of winter.

awful gift, I wouldn't find it funny or romantic. Whoever made those has no idea how to make a woman feel special or loved. Give those to your male buddy, not to a woman!

Tacky in the extreme. Make paper flowers instead, or go to the buck store.

funny

Briliant ! THE PERFECT GIFT !

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.

Step 2: Put your junk in that box.

Step 3: Make her open the box.