This isn't traditional fare any where in the US. Why don't you have an adult help you with your stories next time?

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but all these meals are traditional American fare.


does that mean all muslims are terrorist.

stop making idiotic remarks. i'm not a strict spell/grammar checker since english is my 3rd language so i'll give 70% of the things posted here a pass, but stereotyping a nation just because pop media shoved it into your throat only makes you look feeble-minded.

I'm from the US. What are you people bitching about? This stuff are pretty much traditional american food. I can buy most of this stuff from where i'm from (arizona). Just because our country is fat, doesn't mean that we should lie to people about it!

traditional american fare? that's a huge stretch on that one. most of those zainy items are crazy concoctions at 1 restaurant in some odd state. and menu items from world wide chains like the kfc double down, really?

I am completely offended that you'd stereotype America's food like that considering American food consists of a huge melting pot of food from all over the world. Did you know the burger was actually invented in Europe? Almost all these things are some variation of the normal food. The "BLT" is actually a small sandwich with bacon, lettuce, and tomato, not that monstrous nasty thing you have listed up there.

I don't think word means what you think it means. Americans haven't been eating Double Downs and Eskimo Pies for generations and generations. You're never going to be with family and hear, "Grandma makes the best Hot Beef Sundaes ever!"

That's not even a traditional cheesesteak.

Yep. And Americans try to sell this lard encrusted shit to every other country. Fat fucks.

jacksonexl,

omg, of course you ARE american and of course you ARE offended. that's what you're good at, right? being offended and constantly trying to force other nations to respect your culture, politics, etc?

here's another thought - why don't you grow the f up and start taking responsibility for your actions? no one is criticizing the shit you eat, but you can at least own up to the fact that it is, nevertheless, shit...

I'm American, I'm not offended. But lets get real, a little ham is gong to kill you. Neither is the lamb.

Take Turducken for example. The Europeans have been making nested bird dishes for ages. Clean back to the Roman empire.

A lot of these are NOT traditional American fare. Bur rather than educate yourself you prefer to be poor little prejudiced bigot living in your mothers basement.

I as an American have never heard of the majority of these food items. But I am not offended by the post, just the inaccuracy of it...

I would like to point out that the Massachusetts Commonwealth food is considered the Fluffernutter, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13445850/[enter URL] , not chocolate chip cookies.

as an American, I can say...meh..none of that crap looks good. blugh.

I'm from Massachusetts and we get the chocolate chip cookie! LOL Easily the simplest thing on the menu. Though we are more known for our clam chowder and baked beans.

What a joke this post is...

Ketchup on a cheesesteak??? Someone needs a big fat bitchslap.

Like all stereotypes, this post is about as accurate as saying the French are rude, Polish are stupid and all of Islam are terrorists. The truth is this food does exist but most if not all are not a regular part of the US diet if eaten at all. Except for that BLT with 10 pounds of bacon. That actually is eaten everyday for lunch with a 54 oz cup of coca-cola by every citizen of the US... Get real, use your brain and don’t buy into misinformed ramblings.

Um...but the French ARE rude!

ME BIG STUPID AMARICAN. ME EAT ALL FOOD ON MENU. ME FAT AND DUMM AND ONLY LIKE BACON AND DEEP-FRIED CHEEZE.

Load me up some "charred ends" and an ol' fashioned traditional Indiana fried brain sandwich, please!

If you people think that this always ends up on American tables, you're a bunch of morons. Seriously, do you think someone can keep up with a calorie count like that? That's insane. Maybe you people should go back and take a health class at the local high school.

"Blah blah, fat Americans". The ones who are fat are usually the ones who would have been fat had they been born anywhere else. It's not like we brought up being told "omg, haz moar lard lolz! iz gud?"

Izismile, when you say "Traditional" it really sounds like you're saying "is commonly eaten". That's just misleading and kinda dumb. I personally have never eaten 90% of the stuff up there and don't know anyone who has.

And xenomorph, quit making sweeping generalizations. It's silly.

face it americans yall eat hella shit for food and no wonda theres so many fat ppls there

#50 Why is Wyomong lamb fattening? You can see that it's grilled and that the lime is garnish which to me looks healthy.

traditional American fare? according to WHO?

WTF THIS LIST IS SHIT

do you know anything about regional food? why does new mexico have frito pie? fritos were invented in san antonio. and is that ketchup on a philly cheese steak? a corn dog is all texas got? it's fucking beef country! really, a corn dog? you shouldn't have listed states next to the food. you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. you gave montana the oysters and colorado a burrito. i hate you and hope you only get to eat bland scrambled eggs and celery for the rest of your life. next time do some research and ask your mom for help when trying to make a blog.

We do not eat that, we are all at the pinnacle of physical fitness. We do not need mobility scooters to get around Walmart and Target. LOL. The indignant rage of fat americans is rather funny. You can almost hear Amercan Pigdogs ragged breathing as he shoves another hot pocket down his throat, to calm his frayed nerves after reading such a biased post.
LOL.

At 160 lbs and 5'11", my breathing is hardly ragged. I also don't need a mobility scooter to get around and I don't hang around with people who actively try to eat themselves to death.

Many non-americans such as yourself are narrow minded, believe everything they see on TV, are incredibly condescending without reason, and are quick to jump to conclusions. We could say that all non-americans are that way, but we don't. :p

While you're sitting all high and mighty, remember that obesity rates are increasing rapidly in Italy and Germany as well as many other countries. It's only a matter of time before you're hanging out in front of the TV with a couple pounds of cheese fries, recounting fantastic tales of when you used to be in top shape to your blubbery children.

Sorry, but that is not "traditional American food". Youve obviously never been to America, but if you had you would know that most of the trash said about Americans by other cultures is not true. Like we eat hamburgers with donuts for buns, or 10 inch tall bacon sandwiches. Give me a break.

You know, as I read the comments on this site it's really disgusting how bigoted so many other cultures are. It makes me glad to be an American, raised with tolerance and acceptance of other cultures, and where people have better things to do that put down other countries. I hope someday the rest of the world catches up with America's sense of acceptance and social evolution. Until then, I hope that every one of the bitter and hateful people on this site (and in the world) can find something meaningful in life that brings you some much needed happiness.

#33 North Carolina " Livermush " will have to try in the future !

As someone from NC, born and Raised. I have to say I have never even HEARD of livermush, if anything the fattening food NC is famous for is shredded pork with vinegar, or in laymans terms, The BBQ Sandwich.

Granted i've spent most of my life eating the fresh veggies and eggs from local farmers (there is literally a farmers market every 10 miles in the rural piedmont), but thats just me.

Quit bashing the Americans. And since when did they start eating fried brains on hot cross buns?

#44 isn't a scone. It looks more like some sort of a doughnut. A scone is a small bun with currants or raisins and is baked. It is a tradition Scottish goody served with tea.

Eskimopie sounds great hahaha its just normal ice cream

This list is incredible! So let me get this straight. You traveled all the way to America to eat lunch high in every state? That is amazing! I'm still having trouble figuring out how you were able to smuggle your crack pipe into the U.S. during a time of such heighten security! It's quite obvious you smoked the drugs before going to lunch because I haven't even seen the majority of food items on this list and I actually live in this country! Okay, I take back part of my last statement because you were clearly dropping some acid in Arizona, that burger is definitely not real! Thanks for the entertainment and I look forward to your next piece “American Tourists are rude” I promise if you stop throwing rotten vegetables at them in the streets they will be nice!