I started out chuckling, then got progressively louder each time.
â€œI think Iâ€™ll have the cowboy pick, or maybe the cowboy LEG?!?! I really wish I could shit you.â€
Whatâ€™s in a rurality salad? Country Music and buckshot?
I was so stunned by the English blunders herein, I had to buy the menu from them. Can you imagine the scene when that happened? Iâ€™ll never forget it. They couldnâ€™t decide whether to be flattered or confused.
The Bcabeâ€™s connected to theâ€¦ umâ€¦
Can I get Retchup on the side?
Iâ€™m not quite that hungry, thanks.
Umâ€¦ Is this vegetarian, then?
I didnâ€™t know cucumbers had feet, let alone hooves.
whatâ€™s with all the verbs? But man, you had me at sweet and sour bone.
Bartender, Iâ€™ll have the usual!
wow, they love their cowboy meat here.
hold the foliage please.
Am I the only one turned on now? Guys? Anyone?
1 article pot: hometown? what the shit?
the scorn adds that little extra kick.
Nah, I think Iâ€™ll just have a Papsi.
maybe they should eat more words plum.
Iâ€™m starting to get nauseous at this point, but Iâ€™m still laughing. It gets better.
Wow â€“ glad to know there are three â€œignedients,â€ but what ARE THEY?
Arenâ€™t these kung fu moves?
Is this like supersizing or what?
Do French Crips do drive-bys as well?
Do I order this or agree with it?
Does anyone order the â€œStrange Flavour of inside Freasure?â€
man fruit? is that a euphemism?
Double boiled frog for dessert? does that come ala commode?
mordacity: a disposition to biting. Well, I should hope so. Itâ€™s a PIZZA â€“ does it come in suppository form?
well, then, what the hell is it?
black bowel and cowboy leg? Add candlelight and you have yourself a date.
Isnâ€™t this a show on CBS?
I passed on this.
lol. just pure lol.
how do you numb vegetables? and whatâ€™s fuck silk? satin?
What happens if I get that to go?
And with that, Iâ€™m stuffed. Duck Bukkake always makes me feel full.