I knew the cake was locked securely in the bedroom, but if I could just get them to let me inside... maybe. Maybe I could find a way to get to it. After all, desperation breeds ingenuity. I could possibly build an explosive device or some sort of pulley system. I had to try. But at that point, my only real option was to manipulate their emotions so they'd pity me and willfully allow me to get closer to the cake.
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n 14 year s ago
boringgg
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izimyfizzi 14 year s ago
I just wasted a whole freaking four minutes reading this crap.
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Peanut 14 year s ago
Way too long. If this a based on a personal experience, the writer comes out looking bad.
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Archlord 14 year s ago
wtf
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Abbi 14 year s ago
That was hilarious! I loved it.
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neo 14 year s ago
the retards some parents have to put up with.writer should thank himself for having such patient parents.
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Dreth 14 year s ago
I would kicked the child's face in during the first few attempts.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
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Lame 14 year s ago
This story is almost as lame as its author...
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.