I ate the entire cake. At one point, I remember becoming aware of the oppressive fullness building inside of me, but I kept eating out of a combination of spite and stubbornness. No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. I would eat cake whenever I damn well pleased. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves.
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n 14 year s ago
boringgg
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izimyfizzi 14 year s ago
I just wasted a whole freaking four minutes reading this crap.
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Peanut 14 year s ago
Way too long. If this a based on a personal experience, the writer comes out looking bad.
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Archlord 14 year s ago
wtf
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Abbi 14 year s ago
That was hilarious! I loved it.
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neo 14 year s ago
the retards some parents have to put up with.writer should thank himself for having such patient parents.
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Dreth 14 year s ago
I would kicked the child's face in during the first few attempts.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.
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Lame 14 year s ago
This story is almost as lame as its author...
Violence can solve pesky problems, such as children.