Haha, that was funnier than expected, especially the cat's diary entry. Makes me think what really goes on in a cat's head. x]

hahahhaha that was great :)

Excellent! I had a dog 25 years ago, now I have a cat. No I don't *have*, rather she *adopted* me. This is only the truth.
And we live in the countryside, in France.
Then she eats what she wants, she hunts, she is free.
It's wonderful to see her life of feline!
She's wild but affectionate nonetheless. And happy ...

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