Wait... only one beer per day and its warm? Now, whiskey would be something else entirely.

Wait.. only one bottle of whiskey a day? Now, absent would be something else entirely

Wait... only one bottle of absinthe a day? Now, a bag of weed would be something else entirely.

Wait... only one bag of weed a day? Now, a bag of coke would be something else entirely.

A bag of weed, pff thats nothing man, absinth is illegal and weed isn't

Wait... only one bag of coke a day? Now, a bag of heroin would be something else entirely.

Wait... only one bag of heroin a day? Now, a bag of meth would be something else entirely.

Wait... only one bag of math a day? Now, a bag of soda would be something else entirely.

Wait... only one bag of meth a day? Now, a bag of acid would be something else entirely.

Wait... only one bag of meth a day? Now, a bottle of GHB would be something else entirely.

as far as i know a moth has 30 or 31 days not to mention february..

wait... only one bag of meth a day? Now, a bag of children would be something else entirely

Cccccccccoooooooooooooooooommmmmbbbboooo - b-r-e-a-k-e-r-
you sick fucks!

Cccccccccoooooooooooooooooommmmmbbbboooo - b-r-e-a-k-e-r- BLOCK!

wait... only one bag of children a day? Now, a bag of pure mescaline would be something else entirely.

^ nice one :D

since when the 5th is after the 10th and like in the third row??
something's not right about that calendar..

wait... only one bag of mescaline a day? Now, a "roofie" pill would be something else entirely.

I think one of your advertisements caused my internet browser to resize, you might want to put that on your blacklist.