#11 reminds me of this story about that little girl who wakes up at night and walks into her parent's bedroom, catching them with working daddy on top of mommy. "What are you doing?" The parents are of the liberal kind, so daddy calmly tries to comfort the little girl: "We are making a little brother for you, won't that be nice? Now go back to sleep". "I don't want no brother!", the little girls says, but returns to her bed. A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed. The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
21: I wish God had written a book or something so we'd know what He really thinks about things instead of people insisting they know or putting words in His mouth.
#11 reminds me of this story about that little girl who wakes up at night and walks into her parent's bedroom, catching them with working daddy on top of mommy. "What are you doing?" The parents are of the liberal kind, so daddy calmly tries to comfort the little girl: "We are making a little brother for you, won't that be nice? Now go back to sleep". "I don't want no brother!", the little girls says, but returns to her bed. A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed. The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
21: I wish God had written a book or something so we'd know what He really thinks about things instead of people insisting they know or putting words in His mouth.
A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed.
The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
I Forgive but never FORGET.....!
Great picdump, I really thought that the illustrated guide to facial hair #92 was quite apt, now that we're out of movember.
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