by John
"In high school I worked at an assisted living home part time, calling bingo numbers and what not. We took several of the residents to see a ballgame one day and my boss decided to get a picture of me with one of the residents to put on their website. The attached photo never made it to the website and never ceases to crack me up."
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jb 13 year s ago
#11 reminds me of this story about that little girl who wakes up at night and walks into her parent's bedroom, catching them with working daddy on top of mommy. "What are you doing?" The parents are of the liberal kind, so daddy calmly tries to comfort the little girl: "We are making a little brother for you, won't that be nice? Now go back to sleep". "I don't want no brother!", the little girls says, but returns to her bed.
A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed.
The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed.
The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
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shals only 13 year s ago
Very good stuff............Keep posting.........!!!
I Forgive but never FORGET.....!
I Forgive but never FORGET.....!
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olla 13 year s ago
#46 - oh hey there CocoRosie... thanks for making trippy hippie music and wearing felty beards.
Great picdump, I really thought that the illustrated guide to facial hair #92 was quite apt, now that we're out of movember.
Great picdump, I really thought that the illustrated guide to facial hair #92 was quite apt, now that we're out of movember.
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qwed 13 year s ago
#125 - I dont get it.
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izzimyfizzi 13 year s ago
#70 is Melbourne Australia.
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ldkfa;dkf 13 year s ago
137 that man's face is priceless!
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Sigh 13 year s ago
21: I wish God had written a book or something so we'd know what He really thinks about things instead of people insisting they know or putting words in His mouth.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
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Vloek 13 year s ago
Damn, what is the name of the thing in picture 102? I wanne have that one!
A couple nights later, the little girl wakes up again, and walks into her parents, this time catching them with mommy sittin on top. "We are making a little sister for you. Won't that be nice? Go to sleep now" mommy explains. "Don't want no sister!" - but she walks back to bed.
The third time she wakes up and walks in to mom and dad, she surprises them with mommy on all fours and daddy taking her from behind. She watches them for a little while, before she says: "I don't want no puppy!"...
I Forgive but never FORGET.....!
Great picdump, I really thought that the illustrated guide to facial hair #92 was quite apt, now that we're out of movember.
Oh wait...