I'll quote the guy: "So, I work at a grocery store. Occasionally people dump their trash (boxes, clothes, mattresses..) behind our store, expecting us to clean up after them.
A couple days ago I notice a HUGE 55" TV box stuffed with dirty old air filters, and various other electronics boxes. I think, "What an asshole!" and go back to work. About a minute later it hits me... did I see an address label? There is absolutely no way someone is that stupid.
So I go back out to examine the boxes. Oh dear jesus, there's an address label. Then I realize, this guy is clearly missing his boxes, and what a better way to celebrate the holidays than to return them to him!
So me and a couple friends piled the boxes in my tiny-ass car (that's just the big one and the air filters)
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Snerken 13 year s ago
You should use this opportunity to return ALL garbage to this guy, "under the assumption" he's the only one that dumps stuff in your lot. ;-)
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2Cool4Ice 13 year s ago
shit in a newspaper, light it on fire.
put it at his front door.
he will kick the fire out with your shit all over his shoe,
WIN WIN WIN
put it at his front door.
he will kick the fire out with your shit all over his shoe,
WIN WIN WIN
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KLPD2000 13 year s ago
love it!
put it at his front door.
he will kick the fire out with your shit all over his shoe,
WIN WIN WIN