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Mr. Ree 13 year s ago
What about all the jizz stains on his cushions and the odd slurping noises that come from within whenever a hot dog or banana are eaten in the same room he's in?

Those weren't mentioned, were they?
       
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Analphilosopher 13 year s ago
^ thats were the gay comes from
       
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fuk the negro 13 year s ago
kill the fag
       
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lolzz 13 year s ago
burn it!!
       
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Forrest 13 year s ago
wtf?!
       
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Tarzan 13 year s ago
destroy it!!
       
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Yes, you read that correctly. I'm pretty sure my couch is gay—which in my tolerant household is fine and that's really not the reason I'm selling him—I swear. It's just that I'm moving and can't take him with me. I'm fine with him just the way he is. Seriously! What??? So why am I convinced my sofa is gay? Well…you be the judge:

 

Clue #1) He's obsessed with his fitness. Unlike his owner, he's always trying to stay in shape. Granted, he's only three but he's constantly flexing his handsome springs and impressing neighboring couches with his stuffing. Honestly, what heterosexual sofa can reel off his measurements at the drop of a hat? 84 Long (he's really proud of that one), 37 deep, 30 high…I've heard it so many times he's even got me reciting them now. This is embarrassing.

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