Ok, not only does this sound disgusting, but it is disgusting. We know how nasty burning hair smells, but can you imagine smelling that all day. Why do they boil hair? It is boiled until it curles.
Well know you know, the kernels of corn with perfect cheese and butter aren’t created by a machine, they are sprayed by a real person daily. Not to be confused with the cheese sculpture artist.
No, it didn’t go out with 19th century; there are still people that clean those dirty sooty chimney’s out.
Ok, when I saw that line in Madagascar I laughed and laughed. Now I’m shocked to find out that it is a real profession!
Yeah you make people laugh ad save riders, but at what expense. Take this job and invest in motrin.
This job at first seems easy until these aggressive youngsters begin to peck at themselves and you as well.
Pro Bird Shit Cleaner
Ok, now this job would suck. I would say this job Is really crappy, but that would be to easy of a pun to use.
Dog Food Tester
Ok, now that is a palate that is definitely skewed after work. I bet after a long day of testing food you want a real meal you can sink your teeth into.
Airplane Repo Man
Yup, just like cars airplanes get repoed as well. The next time you go to fly your leer jet and its missing you know where it went.
These are the guys that keep you from finding gross gum stuck under chairs, tables, and other places in public.