Let this be a lesson to you people reading this that hope to someday, become a tattoo artist.
A guy like this might come into your shop, pull out his withered, wrinkly wang and want you to ink something on it. Is this what you want for a career choice?

Heh.. whenever I saw the pics of those younger ones with their whole body tattooed and pierced I always wondered if they are going to regret that decision one day when they become old.