if you can't figure out how to use a knife, a key, a pointy fingernail, or any of dozens of useful objects to open a letter neatly then yes... you deserve having to waste your money on unnecessary crap like this.
if you can't figure out how to use a knife, a key, a pointy fingernail, or any of dozens of useful objects to open a letter neatly then yes... you deserve having to waste your money on unnecessary crap like this.