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tektog33k 9 year s ago
awesome post! i laughed so hard to churchill's quotes :D
       
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Tarzan 9 year s ago
#32 this made me LOL!!
       
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ClutterLustRott 9 year s ago
That last one was amazing.
       
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jubyp0b 9 year s ago
Good 'uns.
       
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juampi_v 9 year s ago
vice versa!!
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 9 year s ago
great post
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
Calvin Coolidge and his wife toured a poultry farm. When Mrs. Coolidge saw that there was only one rooster, she asked how many times he performed each day. "Dozens," the guide replied.

"Tell that to Mr. Coolidge," she said.

When the guide told Coolidge, he asked "The same hen, or a different one each time?" "Always a different one," the guide told him.

Whereupon the President replied...

"Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

Dorothy Parker's great rival was Claire Booth Luce.

At one point they, with their escorts, reputedly arrived simultaneously at a New York night spot. Miss Luce, with a poisonous smile, offered Miss Parker the opportunity to go first, saying

"Age before beauty."

Whereupon Parker replied

"Pearls before swine," and sailed through the door.
       
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K 9 year s ago
Awesome post. Churchill is the man.
       
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Peanut 9 year s ago
Awesome post, indeed! Loved it. By the way, Nixon was right. Trudeau was an asshole.
       
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Chief Justice Melville W. Fuller Vs. An Attendee At A Church Conference

After the man ranted against university education and thanked God that he had never been corrupted by going to college.

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