hahahaha,,,but most are old.

#20 I call your bluff

i am the bluffmaster

I used to steal lunches at one of my first jobs. Someone left a note in the fridge that said: I licked my sandwich - do you want it now?.

I wrote on the note: I rubbed your sandwich on my cock and balls. Enjoy!

We had someone stealing juice. Exlax revealed the culprit.

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