X
-2
1.
another 12 year s ago
He is gay!
       
-2
2.
Enter your name 12 year s ago
no! he is awesome!
       
0
3.
Enter your name 12 year s ago
You re gay
       
-1
4.
loomy 12 year s ago
Ted:The three days rule is insane, I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus! Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all “Heyyyy Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up. I died yesterday.” And they’d be all, “Uhhh, you look pretty alive to me dude.” And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like, “Uhhh, okay, whatever you say Bro.” And he’s not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days… Three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already. They’re all in there “Oh noo, Jesus is dead.” Then bam, he bursts through the backdoor, runs up the aisle, everyone is totally psyched. FYI, that’s when Jesus invented the high-five. Three days Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.
       
-1
5.
Antypaladyn 12 year s ago
#25 "Broda" means exactly "beard" and "chin" in Polish.
       
0
6.
Khysiek 12 year s ago
How is that an arrogant gay can be a perfection for all men? :
       
0
7.
Tarzan 12 year s ago
he is funny
       
27353641acute
belayclappingdance3dashdirol
drinksfoolgirl_craygirl_devilgirl_witch
goodgreenheartJC-LOLJC_doubledown
JC_OMG_signkisslaughingman_in_lmocking
mr47_04musicokroflsarcastic
sm_80tonguevishenka_33vomitwassat
yahooshoot
X
Barney Stinson Is to Raise Your Mood (25 pics + 4 gif)
>
15/29
<