Asians Know How to Live (84 pics + 3 gifs + 7 videos)

4 May 2012


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They're good at art


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They are meme factories


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They have the best snacks


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They have the best DVDs


Cat porn

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They have better KFCs


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Jackie Chan


He's cool and all, but it's really about the outfits.

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He wore this outfit in a press shot.

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They hold penis parades


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They have cuter hospitals


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They invented a bacon sandwich to top all bacon sandwiches


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They have cuter planes


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They have scarier horror movies


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Their goths are gothier


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They actually did something with their antiquated phone booths


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They have cuter sexual fetishes


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They have the cutest cats


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They have the cutest dogs


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Perfectly-folded shar-pei.

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They have the cutest condoms


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They make better music videos


I'd like to see Katy Perry top this.

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They invented pandas


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And RED pandas


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Their nail art is more epic


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Sriracha sauce is better than Tabasco


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Rice is better than bread


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Banh mi is better than any other kind of sandwich


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They have more interesting massage techniques


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They have the best alcohol products


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BTW this stuff is amazing.

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Their buildings are made out of rainbows


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Buddhism is the coolest religion


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They consider cats to be lucky


And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!

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They get plastic surgery to look like Superman


He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.

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They have fun-loving politicians


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They have fewer sweat glands


And are therefore evolutionarily superior.

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Elderly Chinese people dress really cool


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And so do the kids


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They sing better


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They invented cat ears you can control with your brain


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They have more variety in their vending machines


This one sells crabs.

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They have interesting hairstyles


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They make American food better than Americans do


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Weird DIY fast food kit.

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They have better game shows


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They have monkeys for waiters


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They're better at wrestling


Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.

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You can buy things you can't get anywhere else


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There's a dwarf theme park


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They hire animals to be car salesmen


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There's a Naked Man Festival


I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.

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They have the happiest city workers in the world


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They keep tight-knit families


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They have interesting weddings


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They have the best sales


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They appoint animals as their subway station managers


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And the #1 Thing is...


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They have the cutest babies.


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Hmmm 12 year s ago
Sriracha is pretty tasty.
       
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Nordlicht 12 year s ago
And they've got the smallest penises.
       
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manswers 12 year s ago
not true, india does. watch manswers
       
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MalaysianDweller 12 year s ago
I pretty much agree with this post right here. Never had I encountered a rude Japanese in Japan. Almost everyone is so cheery and helpful. And so freaking polite too!!
       
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gigantes 12 year s ago
i appreciate those things about japan, but at the same time, that society is breaking down under stress, overpopulation, and unholy work ethic. they smoke like chimneys and their younger generations are increasingly not buying the whole deal. having said that, the japanese do an amazing job integrating festivals, rituals and love of nature in to high tech society- probably better than anyone else in the world. bottom line i guess is that they're both a troubled and wonderful people- that's not so unique, of course, but the overall portrait is.
       
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Crapgaz 12 year s ago
Jackie Chan is Chinese
       
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ilovejews 12 year s ago
Can you read the title?
       
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Blah 12 year s ago
That music video made me puke a little in my mouth lol
       
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eco26 12 year s ago
#20-21 Shoko Nakagawa is a cute Japanese girl.
She'll be 27 years on 5th May.
       
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rikki_doxx 12 year s ago
And they pass out so many tissue packs on the street as adverts that I had all I needed without having to buy a one.
       
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itrollu 12 year s ago
This is quite racist.
A lot of these aren't even true.
Shame! Shame! Shame!
       
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bertha_2_2 12 year s ago
kids. so. cute. must. squeeze. cheeks!!!!

#27
Pedobear condoms?
       
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ptpie 12 year s ago
poor kids
       
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Beer 12 year s ago
picture 59 man festival is not true that was a stampede on a bridge in cambodia this is not funny hundreds died there and go to india wher they kill their own babies cuz their female and thailand where 13yrrs old chilprostitutes are normal to socieity
       
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Peanut 12 year s ago
Most Asians aren't Buddhists. If they were they wouldn't be slaughtering dolphins and whales or still using drift nets. Skinning animals alive wouldn't be happening either.
       
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