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Asians Know How to Live (84 pics + 3 gifs + 7 videos)

Posted in Funny » Humor   4 May 2012   / 18148 views

Here is visual proof that Asians are the supreme race and the rest of us are just spinning our wheels.


They're good at art

They are meme factories

They have the best snacks

They have the best DVDs

Cat porn

They have better KFCs

Jackie Chan

He's cool and all, but it's really about the outfits.

He wore this outfit in a press shot.

They hold penis parades

They have cuter hospitals

They invented a bacon sandwich to top all bacon sandwiches

They have cuter planes

They have scarier horror movies

Their goths are gothier

They actually did something with their antiquated phone booths

They have cuter sexual fetishes

They have the cutest cats

They have the cutest dogs

Perfectly-folded shar-pei.

They have the cutest condoms

They make better music videos

I'd like to see Katy Perry top this.

They invented pandas

And RED pandas

Their nail art is more epic

Sriracha sauce is better than Tabasco

Rice is better than bread

Banh mi is better than any other kind of sandwich

They have more interesting massage techniques

They have the best alcohol products

BTW this stuff is amazing.

Their buildings are made out of rainbows

Buddhism is the coolest religion

They consider cats to be lucky

And not bad omens, like in SOME countries!

They get plastic surgery to look like Superman

He is much better-looking than Heidi Montag.

They have fun-loving politicians

They have fewer sweat glands

And are therefore evolutionarily superior.

Elderly Chinese people dress really cool

And so do the kids

They sing better

They invented cat ears you can control with your brain

They have more variety in their vending machines

This one sells crabs.

They have interesting hairstyles

They make American food better than Americans do

Weird DIY fast food kit.

They have better game shows

They have monkeys for waiters

They're better at wrestling

Kenny Omega vs a 9-year-old Japanese girl.

You can buy things you can't get anywhere else

There's a dwarf theme park

They hire animals to be car salesmen

There's a Naked Man Festival

I hear Burning Man is nothing compared to this.

They have the happiest city workers in the world

They keep tight-knit families

They have interesting weddings

They have the best sales

They appoint animals as their subway station managers

And the #1 Thing is...

They have the cutest babies.

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Comments (15):

Hmmm 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Sriracha is pretty tasty.
Nordlicht 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
And they've got the smallest penises.
manswers 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
not true, india does. watch manswers
MalaysianDweller 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I pretty much agree with this post right here. Never had I encountered a rude Japanese in Japan. Almost everyone is so cheery and helpful. And so freaking polite too!!
gigantes 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i appreciate those things about japan, but at the same time, that society is breaking down under stress, overpopulation, and unholy work ethic. they smoke like chimneys and their younger generations are increasingly not buying the whole deal. having said that, the japanese do an amazing job integrating festivals, rituals and love of nature in to high tech society- probably better than anyone else in the world. bottom line i guess is that they're both a troubled and wonderful people- that's not so unique, of course, but the overall portrait is.
Crapgaz 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Jackie Chan is Chinese
ilovejews 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Can you read the title?
Blah 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
That music video made me puke a little in my mouth lol
eco26 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
#20-21 Shoko Nakagawa is a cute Japanese girl.
She'll be 27 years on 5th May.
rikki_doxx 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
And they pass out so many tissue packs on the street as adverts that I had all I needed without having to buy a one.
itrollu 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
This is quite racist.
A lot of these aren't even true.
Shame! Shame! Shame!
bertha_2_2 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
kids. so. cute. must. squeeze. cheeks!!!!

Pedobear condoms?
ptpie 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
poor kids
Beer 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
picture 59 man festival is not true that was a stampede on a bridge in cambodia this is not funny hundreds died there and go to india wher they kill their own babies cuz their female and thailand where 13yrrs old chilprostitutes are normal to socieity
Peanut 6 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
Most Asians aren't Buddhists. If they were they wouldn't be slaughtering dolphins and whales or still using drift nets. Skinning animals alive wouldn't be happening either.