my roomate's ex-wife makes $79/hr on the laptop. She has been out of a job for 9 months but last month her pay was $8641 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site CashLazy.com

Your roomate´s ex-wife is a liar!

my roomate's ex-wife makes $79/hr on the lap. - top!
She has been out of a job for 9 months but last month her pay was $8641 just working on the lap, top for a few hours. Go to this web site Ilikelapdances.com

some of these are beaucoup silly, but the spirit is to be admired.

My roomate's ex-wife makes $250/hr on the bed, she only works for the night and have all day free.

For the utmost in white trash decor, use that 1989 Camaro (that's parked on cinder blocks in your front yard) as a storage shed for your yard tools and gardening supplies.
Used condoms can be used to protect knife blades while they are stored in a drawer (wash out the condoms first. Or not.)
When you upgrade to a classier looking bong (like, one with a Willie Nelson portrait painted on it), the old bongs can be used a flower holders.

#36 If I pursued this idea I would get a foot before I ran out of picture frames.

if #30 fridge worked it would be a great place to put the dangerously hot xbox 360

#30 Great cooler system...

My Ex wife $150 a day watching TV....it's called Alimony

Sorry to be pedantic but #9 is a binder clip, not a paperclip.

hmm good idea with the ketchup bottle and pouring pancakes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....pancakes.....

most of these are sooo stupid :)

I can definitely see myself using a lot of these. I can't believe I didn't think of them myself. Thanks!