#30 is not from working out.

He was fit on the left picture. That's a result of drinking milk and coke and sugars making him bloated.

Then he does pushups and crunches, oils himself up and flexes.

#20 since when does a paint job replace the windows change the shutters on the windows fix the gutter and clean up the lawn a bit lol.
and#29 takes place in the future? lol

The women, after make-up, look like men in drag.

#4 8 weeks nice, Hey waht month is 23? Julebruary?

Since when did we start having 13 months? That date is just off.