Aww so cute doggie, you are forgiven my friend !!

I didn't hate you 'till' the dog! :-p

Actually, these were more interesting than some of the crap you see here.

made me chuckle:

#3, the girl who's "allergic to technology" is standing in the middle of modern kitchen technology.
#5, the guy who "can't get fat" has a gut.
#10, the girl who eats nothing but tic-tacs would be dead sooner rather than later.