Tom is allrite, a little brainwashed but im sure he will awake soon

Too far gone... but a nice way to end the post.

#5 It's 60% water anyway, plenty of water in that bottle already... Why not just drink the vodka instead.

#6 is Ibuprofen

Good luck not dying after drinking out of the Antifreeze bottle... you can't rinse the bottle enough to get it all out...

& if you spend the time to put the frosting into the toothpaste tube ~ you might already be crazy... LOL

Lol the frosting in the toothpaste tube is impossibru

#2 is on an episode of The King of Queens